11.08.2006
How to report a Burglary in the UK
The following letter is from Tony Gladstone,
Going to bed last I noticed people in my garden shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told that no one was in the area to help. They said that they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I called again. “Hello,” I said, “I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry now because I’ve shot them”.
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed.
One f the officers said: “I thought that you said you had shot them” To which I replied “I thought you said that there was no one available”
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